About guy stuff

To all men out there who think it is possible to skate by with tacky gifts and a cranky attitude on this or any holiday, I have a big tip for you. Listen up and listen carefully. This has become completely unacceptable to all women of any worth and you will become a dating or marriage dinosaur . . .or worse! If your woman is any good she will demand these things or dump you; only the losers settle for less. I do not wish to see you accept this kind of life or fate. Consider this my relationship “stock tip” to you and play “catch up” for the years you goofed the gift for your woman. Do it this very weekend and surprise her with all the love notes and treasures she missed.

Furs, tasteful statement jewelry, cashmere/ pashmina wraps, giant Tahitian pearls, trips to Paris- France, pink roses and just about anything from Hermes or Cartier should get you back to alpha male status! Send her flowers at work or home every week for a year with a love note written on engraved stationary each time. When the standing bouquet order has run out, let two weeks go by and then bring one final bouquet to her in person and propose by tying a simple band ring inscribed with the words, “I love you more than life, please accept me and be my wife” to the ribbon of the bouquet (Let her pick out the engagement ring/rock later herself) She deserves it and you are capable of more than a Whitman’s Sampler . .so JUST DO IT and get ahead on the road to happiness! My best to you!
And always remember. . “If you want a woman of substance, thoughtful demeanor and taste, embody those qualities yourself and you will become irresistible to such a lady!