Jolly Rogered

As a sideline to his gig as a professional quidnunc, Jared Paul Stern also happens to be the creator of the “punk-preppy” clothing line Skull & Bones. If only taste could be criminalized…
A gossip columnist wearing spectator shoes? Oh, the irony.

Did he actually glue a pink skull and crossbones cutout onto a real LV bag?
That’s what it looks like. Indeed.
I want to start calling you “teh.” It’s short and funny.
I’m sorry but in those outfits he looks like one of the lesser incarnations of Dr. Who. Colin Baker perhaps?