Manolo for the Men

Like a knickerless Can-Can dancer, the Scottish danseur puts on quite a show.

“Dressed to Kilt,” a fashion show devoted to all things tartan, just opened in New York City.

This look is called “the blind Scottish schoolchild.”

Giorgio Armani just announced that he is teaming up with Mizuno to create a line of fashionably high-tech sneakers.

Presumably, you’ll be able to order the shoes in any color you like, so long as it’s taupe.

Jack Abramoff, that shanda for the goyim, received a lot of flak for the villainous black trenchcoat and Borsalino fedora he wore to court to plead guilty. Yet given his appearance at his sentencing last week, his sartorial advisors have clearly failed him again. Although the Boy-Scout-like baseball cap no doubt projected a more wholesome, all-American image, such casual headgear inevitably clashed with his too-tight suit.

Now that Abramoff is soon to be a star witness, he should swtich to single-breasted suits, which better flatter the stocky man.

The Manolo has been most cruelly sabotaged by the (one assumes) accident-prone Lagerfeld.

The recently deceased Oleg Cassini might not have done much for men’s clothing, but here he demonstrates a sumptuous lapel roll.

So now we may perhaps to begin, yes?