Frightening the Blue-Staters
By IzzyThe Academy of Country Music Awards had their prize ceremony yesterday. Although Izzy expected some gaucheries on the red carpet tarp, little did he know that one of the members of ZZ Top had fallen into embroidery hell.
And to think that one of his band’s hits is “Sharp-Dressed Man.” Izzy shudders to imagine what that jacket would look like under UV light.
May 24th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Okay, fine, the jacket is a train wreck of epic proportions, but the thing that really concerns me is that hat. What is going on there?
May 25th, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Probably, it’s his wife. She has a new embroidery machine, and he’s in hell. Can you blame him for wearing it?