Stars in Speedos

Donny Deutsch in Speedo

An early, mulleted incarnation of Donny Deutsch demonstrates the unbearable brightness of wearing trunks before briefs.

Harrison Ford in Speedo

Han Speedo (looking a bit scrawny, no?) demonstrates that the Schwartz is with him.
Tom Jones in Speedo

Tom “C.O.” Jones frightens the children.

Hulk Hogan in Speedo

Hulk Hogan’s bikini probably glows in the dark, just like that alien from Communion he’s impersonating.

David Beckham in Speedo

David Beckham, here in cancerous crimson, proves he can pull off just about anything clothing-wise.

11 Responses to “Stars in Speedos”

  1. Phyllis August 23, 2006 at 4:54 pm #

    I’m compelled add that I personally own an **atuographed photo of Tom Jones** and he’s wearing a green sequined Speedo. I’m so not kidding – it’s from story in SPIN from the late 80’s. This photo is nothing compared to the one I have.

  2. Julia August 23, 2006 at 5:10 pm #

    Dude, Beckham looks like a lobster. A pouty lobster. No one can pull off the pouty lobster look.

  3. Ninjarina August 29, 2006 at 7:26 pm #

    Hogan looks like a walking billboard for the dangers of skin cancer.

  4. Poor Poor Girls October 3, 2006 at 6:45 pm #

    You poor girls. Figures all you have to do, is wine about the hot guys that wear speedos. Women don’t like speedos on men, because the men wearing them are usually hot and usually couldn’t give a second glance at the women. Sooo complain all you want. Speedos rule. Get a life ladies.

  5. shannon June 14, 2007 at 7:34 pm #

    Are. You. Kidding?

  6. Hot! August 11, 2007 at 3:37 am #

    Guys in speedos are so HOT!!!

    Death to bordies!!!

  7. jerome walker August 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm #

    hot damn

  8. jerome harrison December 2, 2008 at 3:10 am #

    A sleepy game turned late in the fourth quarter. Shortly before 11 in a game that lacked big plays on offense, Jerome Harrison made the biggest of his career. Harrison took a pitch from Brady Quinn around the left end,

  9. Mike March 10, 2009 at 6:45 am #

    Harrison’s blond legs, Tom’s hairy white ass, Hulk’s beefy/meaty/fleshy smooth blond body, Beckham’s perfect body. I’d eat all of their asses.

  10. John May 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm #

    We live in a double standard society. When a woman’s nipples poke through the cloth of her bikini top or she shows a “camel toe” because her bikini bottom is form fitting and she’s well shaved, no one objects.

    Live and let live. Someday people here in the puritanical judgemental USA will figure out you don’t have to be gay, foreign or old to wear Speedos. I would never wear “board pants”. Now that’s not hot at all. Real men wear Speedos!

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