An early, mulleted incarnation of Donny Deutsch demonstrates the unbearable brightness of wearing trunks before briefs.
Han Speedo (looking a bit scrawny, no?) demonstrates that the Schwartz is with him.
Tom “C.O.” Jones frightens the children.
Hulk Hogan’s bikini probably glows in the dark, just like that alien from Communion he’s impersonating.
David Beckham, here in cancerous crimson, proves he can pull off just about anything clothing-wise.