Stars in Speedos
By Izzy
An early, mulleted incarnation of Donny Deutsch demonstrates the unbearable brightness of wearing trunks before briefs.
Han Speedo (looking a bit scrawny, no?) demonstrates that the Schwartz is with him.
Tom “C.O.” Jones frightens the children.
Hulk Hogan’s bikini probably glows in the dark, just like that alien from Communion he’s impersonating.
David Beckham, here in cancerous crimson, proves he can pull off just about anything clothing-wise.
August 23rd, 2006 at 4:54 pm
I’m compelled add that I personally own an **atuographed photo of Tom Jones** and he’s wearing a green sequined Speedo. I’m so not kidding - it’s from story in SPIN from the late 80’s. This photo is nothing compared to the one I have.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Dude, Beckham looks like a lobster. A pouty lobster. No one can pull off the pouty lobster look.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Hogan looks like a walking billboard for the dangers of skin cancer.
October 3rd, 2006 at 6:45 pm
You poor girls. Figures all you have to do, is wine about the hot guys that wear speedos. Women don’t like speedos on men, because the men wearing them are usually hot and usually couldn’t give a second glance at the women. Sooo complain all you want. Speedos rule. Get a life ladies.
June 14th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Are. You. Kidding?
August 11th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Guys in speedos are so HOT!!!
Death to bordies!!!
August 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
hot damn
April 11th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
[...] Michael Phelps showed the suit off while posed like Leonardo da Vinci’s Vetruvian Man. In traditional Speedo fashion, the Saran-wrap like suit leaves little to the [...]
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:10 am
A sleepy game turned late in the fourth quarter. Shortly before 11 in a game that lacked big plays on offense, Jerome Harrison made the biggest of his career. Harrison took a pitch from Brady Quinn around the left end,