Poorly Slung

By Izzy

Signores Dolce and Gabbana are no doubt prolific. But, by wearing their trousers so low, their fertility is in grave danger of being crushed by their belt buckles.

P.S. Low. Ri. Der.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 11:07 pm by Izzy and is filed under Belts, Celebrity, Men's Fashion, Trousers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

5 Responses to “Poorly Slung”

danilo Says:
January 17th, 2007 at 12:01 am
For years and years they tried repeatedly to have a baby together. Alas, luck was not with them. So perhaps now that they’re no longer sexual partners, fertility is no longer so important.
ed Says:
January 17th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Hmmm.

Did that guy shove a kosher baby dill wrapped in tinfoil down the front of his pants?

I think so!
kate Says:
January 18th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
nah ed…D&G are making codpieces now
Phyllis Says:
January 18th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Those jeans are quite the nut huggers.
AngloAmerican Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I think the jeans on the chap on the left looks ok. The bald guy looks ridiculous though. You need to have a tall slim figure to wear such low cut jeans.