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Poorly Slung

By Izzy

Dolce and Gabbana's low-slung pants

Signores Dolce and Gabbana are no doubt prolific. But, by wearing their trousers so low, their fertility is in grave danger of being crushed by their belt buckles.

P.S. Low. Ri. Der.








5 Responses to “Poorly Slung”




  1. danilo Says:

    For years and years they tried repeatedly to have a baby together. Alas, luck was not with them. So perhaps now that they’re no longer sexual partners, fertility is no longer so important.




  2. ed Says:

    Hmmm.

    Did that guy shove a kosher baby dill wrapped in tinfoil down the front of his pants?

    I think so!




  3. kate Says:

    nah ed…D&G are making codpieces now




  4. Phyllis Says:

    Those jeans are quite the nut huggers.




  5. AngloAmerican Says:

    I think the jeans on the chap on the left looks ok. The bald guy looks ridiculous though. You need to have a tall slim figure to wear such low cut jeans.




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