The Revolution in Pants
By Izzy
Be afraid, for today is No Pants Day. Started by some college kids, the “holiday” is an insolent affront to all that is good and decent. Izzy, for one, has locked himself in his chateau to protect himself from these descendants of the sans-culottes.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
More appalling than the lack of pants may be the pink crocs with matching legwarmers, I think.
May 6th, 2007 at 11:03 am
Oy vey. Nothing quite like legs untouched by the sun assaulting your senses. Why couldn’t this “holiday” be instituted in the summer when people have had a chance to get some sort of color in their legs? At this time, legs are just coming out of hibernation and they are still sickly pale.
May 7th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
May I recommend an appropriate song for the occasion?
(The excerpt contains none of the jokes, but the rest can be got at http://www.savageresearch.com/jester/liverLetDie.html.)