Strange Toop
David Lynch, the director of such mind-bending movies as Mullholland Drive and Blue Velvet, achieves a hair-raising bouffant that is exceeded in height only by the paint-brush-like hairdo of clown-prince Bello Nock. Architectural in its majesty, Lynch’s style might be called “the windblown aristocrat.” Those of us suffering from both baldness and envy should agree that the filmmaker has more hair than any one gentleman deserves.

I love what Lynch has been doing or not doing with his hair lately.
At least it’s his real hair…which is a redeeming factor I s’pose.
Is it hair…or topiary?