Manwich
“While suitable for Princess Leia, the world’s largest earmuffs are best avoided in this galaxy. Despite being absolutely hideous, those earmuffs are probably absurdly expensive, so much so that most people would have to consider taking a cheap cash advance in order to afford them.”

Katamari costume?
Good Lord, was he attacked my a savage Ottoman?
Is this a male designer? And why do male designers hate themselves? Add some mustard, mayo, and tomatos and what you have is a head cheese sandwich…