Corkscrewed

squiggley tie

There are some bits of trivia that, once learned, can never be forgotten.  But just because they’ve been deposited somewhere in the recesses of your brain, they can still require an unusual stimulus to bring them forth.  Case in point: Upon seeing this bizarre necktie, Izzy remembered that pigs have corkscrew-shaped penises.

3 Responses to “Corkscrewed”

  1. Jennie March 21, 2008 at 11:41 pm #

    I did not want you to feel unappreciated for this informative and twisted entry my dearest Izzy. I have had to erase my entries several times due to the likelihood of being banned from the Manolo forever. Just know that I have many inappropiate and perverse imagines bouncing around….Thanks!!!

  2. jmc April 8, 2008 at 10:59 am #

    To say nothing of the Flintstones epaulet-like devices at the shoulders, and perhaps the elbows as well? Hard to tell from the photo. Why don’t I just go to Goodwill, buy a black suit, and shred it in those locations? Beats the trouble and expense of patronising this designer.

  3. Smokey April 19, 2008 at 6:18 pm #

    Someone had their necktie a little too tight when they put that ensemble together.