Next week, National Football League team owners will vote on a proposal to ban players from having hair flow from their helmets below their names on the back of their jerseys. Izzy can imagine why some players want their hair to show—it helps individualize them in a sport where helmets make identities hard to discern—but long flowing locks jar with the smooth, clean uniforms found in football. By contrast, crazy, exploding hair works just fine with the kilts on caber tossers.
March 29, 2008
[...] Isdore Gallant… By contrast, crazy, exploding hair works just fine with the kilts on caber tossers. [...]