Davy Got Back

Bottoms Up padded briefsBottoms Up pouch pad

Thanks to New York magazine, Izzy discovered the existence of padded men’s briefs made by a company called Bottoms Up.  Men’s jackets already have shoulder-padding, so why not some, er, rear-guard action? And, hey, why not have a substitute for the codpiece, that much-maligned pouch that disappeared in the 16th century (though it was seen on Alex and his droogs in A Clockwork Orange)?  Well, if you get caught pants down with them, you’re liable to end up falling flat on your butt.

4 Responses to “Davy Got Back”

  1. Phyllis May 2, 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    If a guy falls flat on this butt wearing these – would he bounce?

  2. Jennie May 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm #

    Davy got back AND front! So now the gentleman can advertise what he does not have much as the lady who pads her fronts and chinches her waist and girds her fanny! Ohhhh Laaa Laaa! I always thought codpieces needed to come back in style.

  3. Johnny Liu July 9, 2008 at 2:01 pm #

    Wow, those pictures make the man’s butt ENORMOUS in the picture! I think maybe a little bit TOO much no?

  4. Leslie September 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm #

    Oh and not to mention the back area! That butt is just looking too fine! But once again, what happens when the underwear go away and so does the plump cheeks. Not fair to us ladies.