Not a Girly Boy
Having bemoaned the plague of less-than-masculine male models, Izzy is not quite willing to praise this rare example of the opposite extreme: a hairy, meaty chav with teeth that only an orthodontist could love—all courtesy of punk fashionist Vivienne Westwood. Izzy hasn’t seen this much bling since Hans Holbein the Younger.

And the Thomas More, at least, wore his bling as the badge of office.
What, exactly, can this gentleman be modeling? He appears to have forgotten to dress himself.
Not sure which is funnier this or the Tape boy
Whoa.