Apparel Disfunction

George Clooney and Brad Pitt with open collars

There are only two ways to wear an open collar under a jacket: 1) firm and erect, 2) limp and flaccid. Someone, please get Mr. Clooney some Viagra for his shirt.

2 Responses to “Apparel Disfunction”

  1. raincoaster September 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm #

    I volunteer to help him with that.