Perforated like a racing glove, Jack Spade’s Monza wallet is designed to hold the driver’s license you show the policeman who caught you on the autostrada doing three times the limit in your1964 Ferrari 275.   Needless to say, the only reason you were stopped was because the Polizia di Stato had one of these.

In a famous episode of Seinfeld, George fantasizes about the “trifecta,” in which he combines his three favorite things: having sex while watching TV and eating food. Along the same lines, this wallet from Paul Smith, insofar as it features a Vargas-esque pin-up holding a soccer ball, could be called the European bifecta. But is it tasteful? Well, you can’t spell “high class” without a-s-s.