Do you know this man?

Mr. Henry asks, “How good is your eye for famous men?”

Mark Twain

Congratulations to Yossa who guessed correctly the identity of Monday’s Man of Mystery, the peerless scribbler and riverboat pilot Samuel Clemens.

Do you know this man?

Mr. Henry asks, “How good is your eye for famous men?”

Robbie Coltrane

Congratulations to theDiva who correctly guessed the identity of Monday’s Man of Mystery, Rubeus Hagrid himself.

Do you know this man?

Mr. Henry asks, “How good is your eye for famous men?”

Barney Frank

Congratulations to theDiva who successfully divined the identity of Monday’s Man of Mystery from his high school yearbook photo.

Henry Agonistes

Thinking and re-thinking the problem of what to bestow upon Mrs. Henry in honor of her milestone birthday, Mr. Henry is beginning to suspect that he might be over-thinking.

But how would you know? What if he hasn’t given it enough thought already?

Taking under advisement the wise words of counsel generously sent by Owen, Klee, theDiva, Yossa, Jezebella and Glinda of Teeny Manolo, Mr. Henry made an interim decision and bought a beautiful hand-blown glass bowl from Sara Japanese Pottery on Lexington Avenue at 70th Street.

Since the bowl was a perfect receptacle for cranberry sauce, he jumped the birthday queue and presented it on Thanksgiving.

Success! (temporarily, at least) … She loves it.

However, a bowl is not an intimate gift. It can’t be worn against the skin, nor is it the treasured keepsake of a romantic moment. The search continues.

Do you know this man?

Mr. Henry asks, “How good is your eye for famous men”?

Trimming your tree

Now that Thanksgiving is safely behind us, isn’t it time to think of trimming the tree?

Here’s Gene Tierney to lend a hand.

Mick Jagger

Congratulations to the Diva who first correctly guessed the identity of  Monday’s Man of Mystery, Mick Jagger, the original Glimmer Twin.

Do you know this man?

Mr Henry asks, “How good is your eye for famous men?”

That special thing for her

A milestone birthday is imminent for Mrs. Henry. At her last milestone, Mr. Henry conspired with 80 people to throw her a surprise party. It was successful, that is, Mrs. Henry arrived in baggy sweatpants and torn T-shirt. But the enormous effort, secrecy, lies, whispers, lies and more lies were not worth the pay-off.

From this experience Mr. Henry learned the bitter life lesson that, while it may be possible to cheat on your wife, the effort required to get away scot-free is honestly too great.

This time he intends to buy her a special gift, a cherished memento of the day, something particularly suitable to her taste (like Shari’s Berries), her sense of self, and our matrimonially-entwined budget. It cannot be a promise of a trip to Bruges, a renovation to the bathroom, or even a week at the Chiang Mai Four Seasons Hotel which no mere mortal can afford.

It must be a thing wrapped up in a pretty box presented lovingly at the birthday dinner. But what? Failure looks inevitable.

Things not to get your sweetie:

1. Scanty panties. They convey expectations of limitless pleasure – but not necessarily for her.

2. Diamonds. They convey the wrong impression about the appropriate use of one’s limited means and, by the way, they are horrible investment vehicles.

3. Power tools. They convey imputations of hard work left undone.

4. Promises such as:

a.     trips abroad
b.     home renovations
c.     weight loss diets
d.     cello lessons

Mr. Henry needs help soon. He entreats your suggestions.

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