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April 29, 2008

How Not to Succeed Without Really Trying

Matthew Broderick in clashing patternsMatthew Broderick all washed up.

If Jay-Z is a mixmaster at combining patterns, Matthew Broderick is totally whack.  Not only do the dimensions of the stripes and checks clash, but the colors create a big stew of ugly.  Even more shabbily, Broderick’s thinning hair is unkempt, his jacket is too wide at the shoulders (note the pucker), and his saggy taupe corduroys ensure that he looks all washed up.  How could Sarah Jessica Parker let him go out in public like this?


  1. Last I heard, SJP was Matthew’s WIFE, not his MOMMY. It’s just not her job to dress him before he leaves the house.

    Comment by jezebella — April 30, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

  2. Matthew looks like he’s always looked which is the problem. He needs to update and quit pretending he’s a charming teenager. Let’s get Carson from Queer Eye to update dear Matt. He needs it, SJP needs it, and my eyes need it…

    Comment by Jennie — April 30, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

  3. To answer your question: maybe because she is incredibly skanky?

    Comment by Alex — May 1, 2008 @ 10:28 am

  4. His hotness definitely peaked with Ferris Beuller and its been downhill ever since.

    Comment by Phyllis — May 1, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

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